Texan Jesus

above: ECLSDWPZGAMB Button by: @ghostmoor and @thebeverage

below: NOT GOOD ENOUGH Button by: @ghostmoor and @thebeverage

Elen-introduction

Real World Date: August 15th, 2021 | Scumverse Date: 08/17/2077 (?)

This is my section to talk about whatever I want

SO FIRST LET’S TALK ABOUT THOSE BUTTONS ABOVE!!!! This is Tucker’s (@thebeverage) second installment of NeoScum buttons. He commissions the artists and then sends the buttons out to scummers far and wide FOR FREE. Just from the goodness of his heart! These buttons were designed by our dear pal Ryan (@ghostmoor ) and they look awesome! I’m very excited to add them to my Pox coat. The second picture is me showing off the beautiful button AND my beautiful nails thank you for noticing. THANK YOU MOSTLY to Ryan and Tucker for the awesome buttons. You’ve made many people’s days with these!!! There may be some more still available!? <3

In other news, I wrote a to do list today that is almost certainly far too long. I’m being very ambitious in this to do list, but I guess I will be satisfied if I get at least some of these things done. This is one of the items so I suppose I am now satisfied. Just kidding, I’m not :-) There’s a ton to mention this month! So! Without further ado: the rest of the SCUMLETTER.

Okay actually I just finished putting together this scumletter and I’m back in this section so you can either read this paragraph right now or come back to it at the end but I just came back to say WOW DAMN I am seriously overwhelmed by the amount of action and love and hustle and support the NeoScum fambly gives to each other, to us, and to other causes. It is really amazing and I feel so so lucky to be a part of it! Thanks everyone for all you do, I am truly in awe of you.

CALLING ALL ARTISTS! @LK_Darkthare is putting together a NeoScum fashion zine (love that logo) & raising money for a great foundation! (love that energy) Click the image above to find out more & see how to submit!

Below: Dak Rambo Hat by @LookWhosFhtagn

This month’s Scummer Spotlight goes to the inimitable S.J. Ryker! If you’ve listened to the early episodes of the show you almost certainly recognize his name. S.J. is the writer of Argus Armstrongman, some of which we read on the show, and damn, it really is so good. You can find the whole series he wrote here. Do yourself a favor and read them! Aside from writing incredible NeoScum inspired fiction, S.J. also works on a very rad podcast called Blake Skye: Private Eye (and btw Tucker mentioned above wrote some recent side story episodes! We love to see the scummunity working together!) Plop Blake Skye into your earbuds and sink into their world. Thank you so much for everything you’ve done for us S.J. It’s been awesome to see you continue to create and grow for all these years :-)

above: the Daiquiri Rambo by @LookWhosFhtagn

Gio made an album of all of the music he’s made for the show and it is simply incredible. Gio is simply incredible. Seriously it rocks so much! Please go download and listen to this album and throw him some bones if you’re able. <3

From Mike:

hello scummers, mike here with a hot plug for recently released patreon content. We just released a filler episode of sorts (Road To Vegas - NeoScum Shippuden Filler Episode), which features Pox, Tech and Dak driving to Las Vegas, and takes place between episodes 83 and 84. This ep is premium riffing. It was a delight to simply exist in the cabin and play our characters. Also while I'm here I gotta recommend a very very funny similar episode on the patreon, which you might have overlooked, or haven't listened to in a while: The Max Files - Sister's Kid Special Episode. This ep was the proof of concept for the recent filler episode we dropped, and I just relistened to it and it made me laugh so hard. It features everybody and we all have such great moments... I'm smiling just thinking about it tbh... anyway. That's all! Thank you : ) ) ...

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Mike and Eleni are streaming every Tuesday at 7:30cst :-) They are currently doing variety streaming, you never know what you’re gonna get. They may have some surprise streams mixed in there, WHO KNOWS?! Click here to Subscribe!

itsmikelenitime image by @potatofuzz

SJ + Maggie’s baby Bennett being an Absolute #1 Sister’s Kid